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| User: | ovariancyst (15380)
Neurotica.
The Chymical Wedding of Shitstain Rottencrotch
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| Name: | Daemon Byron |
| Location: | Endometrium, Parasite, Barbados |
| Birthdate: | 1976-06-10 |
| Bio: | 
"'Off with her head!’ The Prince roared back.
They chopped it off with one big whack.
This pleased the Prince. He smiled and said,
‘She’s prettier without her head.’
Then up came Sister Number Two,
Who yelled, ‘Now I will try the shoe!’
‘Try this instead!’ the Prince yelled back.
He swung his trusty sword and smack -
Her head went crashing to the ground.
It bounced a bit and rolled around.
In the kitchen, peeling spuds,
Cinderella heard the thuds
Of bouncing heads upon the floor,
And poked her own head round the door.
‘What’s all the racket?’ Cindy cried.
‘Mind your own bizz,’ the Prince replied.
Poor Cindy’s heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! she thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, ‘Who’s this dirty slut?
‘Off with her nut! Off with her nut!’"
-Roald Dahl, from Revolting Rhymes |
| Memories: | 29 entries |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public |
| Interests: | 1: the-indelible-substance-of-gummi |
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